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If youre not asleep in five minutes, I'm going to empty your ant farm on your bed.
--4th Annual Babysitter Academy Awards
 
Look at this place.  It's a pigsty. You could lose the entire population of Cleveland in here.
--Brace Ventura Retainer Detective
 
You know, I think I'm gonna fly up 1000 feet, blast into three stages red, white, and blue like a big exploding flag, Dude.
--Fireworks
 

Chasen - I sure am glad Rob's not the backup quarterback.

Dale - Hey, wait a minute.  He is the backup quarterback!
--Fort Brain Football Game
 

Chasen - They trample their enemies to the earth?

Jennifer - Just like back at home when we fight over the moose meat.
--Homecoming Float
 

Chasen - Next time, pull your punches.  You almost took my head off.

Tony - What do you care?  Your head regenerates 16 times a game.

Chasen - Listen.  I'd just like to live to see the end of my three-year guarantee.
--Immortal Combat
 
Strike Romeo on top of the head with your moose bone!
--Romeo & Juliet
 
Stand back. In this vial I hold acne-itis.  And I want a doctor's note now, or everyone in here will be covered in zits within five minutes.
--Teen Hospital
 
No wonder they call him clueless.
--The Clueless Detective
 
Hey.  Why don't you go over to my garage later? Me and the boys are hooking up amps to the microwave oven.  It's really gonna cook.
--The Guybrary
 
Man, last time my head hurt this much, I was studying.
--The Teenage Zone

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