Tony - Are we ready to take the Lunchroom Oath?
All - Yes, maam.
Tony - Put your food scoop over your heart and repeat after me. I promise to continue serving. . .
All - I promise to continue serving. . .
Tony - No matter how many dinner rolls. . .
All - No matter how many dinner rolls. . .
Tony - Are hurled at me.
All - Are hurled at me.
--Cafeteria Lady
Tony - Now, it is time for lunch.
Matt - You mean we have to eat this, sir. . .ma'am. . .sorry!
Tony - Good gravy, no. I wouldn't be caught dead eating this slop. We're on our way to Speedy Burger.
--Cafeteria Lady
Tony - That looks very neat.
Rhona - Thank you ma'am.
Tony - Don't thank me. It should look like a doghouse floor.
--Cafeteria Lady
If you are sweating and no tissue is available, remember that white bread is very absorbent.
--Cafeteria Lady
Tony - You there. What is that on your head?
Rhona - A ribbon, ma'am.
Tony - Are you crazy, Girl. The last thing you want to be is attractive. Now get rid of it.
--Cafeteria Lady
You know, strawberry jam doesn't just fall off the shelf. I know your type. You probably came racing through here in a big rush and knocked the jelly off the counter.
--Carts
I feel like I'm eating on the infield of Yankee Stadium.
--Daves Ballpark Diner
