Jennifer - Fear not! We brought food and drink for everyone. Roast pig leg and warm reindeer milk.
Matt - Oh, darn. We just had some roast pig leg and warm reindeer milk. We're all stuffed.
--Homecoming Float
If your brain was connected to your Central Nervous System like the rest of us, you would still have an IQ under 7. Mom, how long does Danny have to live with us?
--Imaginary basketball game
Hi! I'm Melody, and I'm happy I ate a good lunch.
--Optimists Club
Attraction. Affection. Laughter. Warmth. Love. Pork Rinds.
--Pork Rinds of Love