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No! No more football!  Bad boyfriend!
--Boyfriend Behavior Academy
 

Jennifer - Eww!  Look at the picture of a pig intestine.

Nita - Eww! 26B!

Jennifer - Gross-a-tosis city.
--Eww!
 
Pigskin?  So it's an eating competition?
--Homecoming Float
 

Jennifer - Fear not!  We brought food and drink for everyone.  Roast pig leg and warm reindeer milk.

Matt - Oh, darn.  We just had some roast pig leg and warm reindeer milk.  We're all stuffed.
--Homecoming Float
 
If your brain was connected to your Central Nervous System like the rest of us, you would still have an IQ under 7.  Mom, how long does Danny have to live with us?
--Imaginary basketball game
 
Hi!  I'm Melody, and I'm happy I ate a good lunch.
--Optimists Club
 
Attraction.  Affection. Laughter.  Warmth.  Love.  Pork Rinds.
--Pork Rinds of Love
 
 

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