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If you don't quit playing catch in the house, I'm gonna put your baseball gloves down the garbage disposal.
--4th Annual Babysitter Academy Awards
 
That little practical joke left me in a coma for 2 ½ years!
--As the Mall Turns
 

Ilana - Tad, get your slimy body on your side of the car!

TJ - Mom, Jody hit me.  I think I'm bleeding.
--Drive Thru
 
I will fight anyone who tries to stop me.  Whoever attempts to buy Marmee a new pair of shoes will feel the power of my Kung-fu.
--Kung-fu Classics Little Women
 
I've been brown bagging it. It's much faster.
--Natalie Know-It-All Noozle Cafeteria
 
I'm suffocating.  Natalie's sucking up all the air!
--Natalie Know-It-All Noozle Mall
 
By performing his amazing tablecloth trick, Joey was not only able to hide his shame, but later received a standing ovation by sawing a waitress in half.
--What Do You Do Next?

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