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Matt - "You know, I really must protest. I believe you've been making me lose just because Laura is a little bit prettier then I am."
Chasen - "You're absolutely correct, Ken."
(applause)
Matt - "Wait, Wait, Wait. That's not fair!"
Chasen - "You're correct again, Ken."
(applause)
--Beat the Champ
Ling-Ling and Sing-Sing, Pandas in Love.
--Fort Brain
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!"
--Fort Brain
Sir. . .I found two opening lines. . . Hey, you look familiar. Do we have the same orthodontist? and You know if you had a mole, youd look just like Cindy Crawford.
--Fort Brain
(yelling) Pancreas? I cant go back to the pancreas. Do you know what kind of things go on in the pancreas?
--Fort Brain Driving Test
You know, it's a good thing that coach never puts us on the field, because if he did, we really could get hurt.
--Fort Brain Football Game
ROB! If you run quicker, he won't kill you!!!
--Fort Brain Football Game
Matt - I found some plays over here.
Dale - Good work. What you got?
Matt - Romeo and Juliet, Guys and Dolls, and Cats. You know, I love Cats. . .
--Fort Brain Football Game
But if Rob fails this test, he'll wind up with a job at Bubbas Rib Hut, and we'll spend the next ten years explaining to somebody how hot the hot sauce really is, Sir.
--Fort Brain S.I.T. Test
Did you know that cheerleading originated with the Babylonians?
--Friday Night Dates
You're so graceful like a. . .flying fish.
--Friday Night Dates
I enrolled in all of Mike's classes and followed him everywhere he went just to make sure he always had a friend.
--Friendly Pizza
At Friendly Pizza, you don't just get a pizza, you get a friend.
--Friendly Pizza
As I hung up the phone, I thought to myself, one small plain pizza, nothing on it? This guy needs a friend.
--Friendly Pizza
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