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I am Counselor Kickaduck, and this is Camp Wacky. . .don't look at me in that tone of voice.
--Camp Wacky
 

Fred - What's your name, son.

Tate - Homer Flybutton.

Fred - Homer Flybutton?  Can't get any wackier then that.
--Camp Wacky
 

Fred - Get a grip on yourself man.  What's wrong with you?

JC - Caffeine, sir.  We were bombarded with a chocolate bar and a soda on the school bus this morning, sir.  We're all a little hyper.
--Fort Brain S.I.T. Test
 

Fred - What's the J.J. for son?

Matt - Jim James.

Fred - Jim James Zithram.  Wow!  That's a beautiful name, son.

Matt - My dad is named Jim Jim Zithram. His father is named Jimmy Jim Zithram.
--Jim Class
 

Fred - Yes, Yes!  I am sensing you have a relationship problem.

Ilana - No.

Fred - You are wanting to know where to go to college, yes?

Ilana - No.

Fred - Yes, that's correct.  Ah, you would like to know if you will be rich and famous, yes?

Ilana - No, I just lost my keys.
--Mind-Os Psychic Phone Line
 
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.  What?  Thats a proverb?  What kind of dweeb would live in a glass house, right?  And you couldn't run around in your bunny slippers and PJs without the neighbors giggling.
--Practical Proverbs
 
Ah, Rex.  I hope you're not drinking out of the toilet again.
--Veterinarian Parents

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