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Kevin - Freeze, Lieutenant.  You're a dead man.

Marc - OK, but first could I have some extra dinner rolls.
--Copsters
 
Here's a novel idea.  Why don't you. . .order?
--Hungry Waitress
 
A whole class for people named Jim?  Sounds kind of dumb.
--Jim Class
 

Kevin - My name is Arthur.

Fred - Arthur?  Well, why didn't you say so? You want Art class.
--Jim Class
 
Are you crazy?  I am not a lion trainer (Achoo).  And your plant just sneezed.
--Not Quite So Well Hidden Camera
 

Kevin - I have my own talk show.

Marc - And I just bought it.
--The Eddie Vain Show

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