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Josh - What an amazing stink!  It's like a hot day at a cheese factory.

Dale - No, I'd have to say it's more like - dead skunk, Doctor.
--Foot Talk (Season 7)
 

Josh - I'm sure you want some brave soul like me to go in there and squish it with my shoe.

Britney - Let me see your shoe. You're gonna need a much bigger shoe then that.
--Opening (Season 7)
 

Josh - Hey, Brit.  Looks like you just saw a . . .

Britney - . . .a bug.

Josh - A bug? You're all freaky over a bug?
--Opening (Season 7)
 
Hey, guys. Anybody seen Mildred's cat food?  (JC, Nita, and Rick stuff their faces, as Josh takes bowl of tuna dip from them).  Here it is.
--Opening (Season 7)
 

Josh - Hey, I forgot to tell you I found your clock outside.

Matt - Shh!

Josh - Look it's still workin.

(Matt pushes Josh out and throws clock back out the door)

Matt - Here, take this. Now it's not workin.
--Past Curfew (Season 7)
 

Josh - Hey, Raymond.  I saw some guy sneaking into your house.

Matt - Shh.  That was me. Keep it down.

Josh - Why are you sneaking into your own house?

Matt - Because I was an hour past my curfew, you doofus.

Josh - Hey, one of your parents is asleep on the couch.

Matt - I know that!  That's why you've gotta get out of here.  Go! (Pushes Josh out the door.)
--Past Curfew (Season 7)
 
The Spirit Award was given to Iceland for cheering in 35 degree weather.
--When Cheerleaders Rule The Earth (Season 7)

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