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You're the one that told me a perm would turn my hair into a bouquet of bounce and beauty.
--Beauty Court (Season 7)
 
You guys aren't even gonna blow your nose.
--Fireworks (Season 7)
 

Lindsey - Tony's right.  Look at me.  I'm always the peppy little doe-eyed girl waiting for some hunk here to ask her to a dance.  Its the 90s.  I wanna ask somebody to a dance.

TJ - You can ask me to the dance.
--Improv Skit (Season 7)
 
I think you're the hottiest guy in the Western Hemisphere.
--Party Time (Season 7)
 
There were so many cute guys, I almost got whiplash from checking them out.
--Randy & Carol's Movie Review (Season 7)
 
Mom, a Kung Follow-up video. You might as well just stick party toothpicks under my fingernails.
--Rent A Video (Season 7)
 
Dan wouldn't be aware of lightening hitting him.
--The Last Dating Game (Season 7)
 
Well, for starters, he shows up at my house four hours late.  When I open the door, he's picking his nose and says, 'Hi, Dollface.  I'm the man of your dreams.'
--The Last Dating Game (Season 7)
 
Hello?  Did a pixie just come and sprinkle you guys with liar dust?
--What's Your Problem? (Season 6)
 
Guys, I have a really bad feeling about this place.  I mean, what kind of cabin is on the corner of Dracula Drive and Crazed Maniac Lane?
--Wolfman Mountain (Season 7)
 
You know, maybe if you guys put your brains together you'd have half a brain?
--Wolfman Mountain (Season 7)

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