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Don't make me go home and get my ten-foot pet alligator. He's starving, and if you don't eat your beets, he'll eat you.

--4th Annual Babysitter Academy Awards

Are you kidding?  Melissa loves guacamole.  She doesn't leave the house without a thermos of guacamole.

--Diet

Gee, Bob, flies.  Pretty unusual theme for a restaurant.

--Fly Cafe

Rhona - Where'd everybody go?  How am I supposed to talk to the quarterback when there is no quarterback?  TJ!!! (TJ comes out)  You are now the quarterback.

TJ - I am? 

--Improv Skit

Tell me I'm on Americas Stupidest Home Videos.

--Improve Skit

Rhona - Hello!  Psychic phone club?  You want to speak to Tony?

Tony - No, I'm not here. Tell them I'm not here.

Rhona - He says he's not here.

--Psychic Phone Club

 

Rhona - Oh, Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Marc - What are you talking about?  I'm right here as plain as a reindeer on a glacier.

--Romeo & Juliet

There's more to life then lip gloss and shoulder pads, Girls.  Wake up!

--Super Positive Friendship Club

The skin on your nose can be very oily. I mean, some people could cook up half a pound of fries with the oil off their nose.

--Vanessa's Beauty Tips

Have you ever seen Popeye pop a pimple?

--Vanessa's Beauty Tips

Your forehead can be as dry as cornflakes without milk, so you need to restore moisture to that area.

--Vanessa's Beauty Tips

I got this idea from my boyfriend when he fell asleep in his split pea soup, and his acne cleared up.

--Vanessa's Beauty Tips

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