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You two are headed for the duck farm.
--Call Waiting
I'm not even supposed to be in this sketch.
--Improv Skit
Ma! Janey's talking to the wall again!
--Janey's World
TJ - My big brother can eat goldfish.
Chasen - Yeah, I can eat a ton of those little guys, those little crackers.
Dale - No! Stevie means real goldfish.
--My Big Brother Can Take Your Big Brother
Hi Madison High! Welcome to On the Wall. The show that tests your cafeteria food before your stomach does.
--On the Wall
TJ - Mom, can we get Dr. Gutless Versus the Evil Two-Headed Lizard?
Lindsey - Eww! Mom, come on!
Mother - No, I dont want you watching that violence.
TJ - I already saw it at Chucks house.
Justin - Yeah, my parents are cool.
--Rent-A-Video
I'm gonna have to give myself a black eye to prove that I was robbed.
--Robbery
TJ - This is so cool! I can't wait to tell all my friends at school about this. I'm gonna be famous.
Marc - What? Are you crazy? This guy is robbing us?
TJ - I know. Isn't it great?
--Robbery
Just by using this bowling ball, you can make a fairly decent sized hole in the floor. Watch!
--Room Improvement
Excuse me, Excuse me. This is the most idiotic class I've ever been in. Nobody attacks themselves.
--Self-Defense Class
First of all, I am not a girl. Second, if you want to go steady with my sister, you must be really hard up because she is gross.
--Window Serenade
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