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We have some shrimp thats so fresh, they don't even know they've been caught.
--Freshest Fish in Town
It just hasn't been my day. My locker sticks, my schedules all messed up, and to top things off, I just ran out of gum.
--Chewers Choice
I'm glad he's only your brother because I got a little concerned when I saw him throw his gym shorts in your locker.
--Chewers Choice
You're not an ump. You're a big bag of wind.
--Dave's Ballpark Diner
Dude, I'm going up like 10,000 feet, and bang like five times bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! Dude, I'm gonna send out like five big, bright flashes, Dude. Then send 100 whistles all over the sky, Dude.
--Fireworks
Dale - I identify this as itty-bitty sock bits.
Nikki - Unless you haven't washed your feet, then it would be called itty-bitty sock crud. Here, let me smell it.
--Foot Talk
Why couldn't Rob go out for a nice safe sport, like. . .ping pong?
--Fort Brain Football Game
I hate football. They're always slapping each other on the head.
--Fort Brain Football Game
All I wanted was a pizza!!!
--Friendly Pizza
So 30 minutes later, the guy shows up with my pizza, but he wouldn't leave. He just stood there. . .smiling.
--Friendly Pizza
Dale - We call this one the Himalayan Tunnel.
Britney - Because it's like the Himalayan Mountains?
Dale - Uh, no. Because him a-layin under the tunnel.
--Marty & Teds Wacky Golf
Dale - You know what they put in food nowadays?
Britney - Oh, you mean like artificial sweeteners and preservatives?
Dale - Huh? No, I'm talking about rat hairs.
--Mr. Butterfield
Yes, we'll help your fine feline friend learn how to mow the lawn, paint the garage, and even wash those dirty dishes.
--Slick Farleys Cat Obedience School
So if you wanna fly from Spain to Maine without taking a plane, or Nome to Rome without ever leaving your home; call me. Slick Farley. 555-SLICK. So you can get away without going away today.
--Slick Farleys Seven Day At Home Vacation
Now, when you order, if you act right now, I'll throw in as a little extra bonus Tony and JC.
--Slick Farleys Seven-day Boxers
Seven-day boxers. Theyre practical, stylish. So to order, call me. Slick Farley. 555-DRAWERS. Don't forget, with seven-day boxers, you only have to change your underwear four times a month.
--Slick Farleys Seven-day Boxers
When you order seven-day tuna, you get a tuna the size of Cleveland.
--Slick Farleys Seven-Day Tuna
Remember. It's called seafood because you'll be seeing this food for seven whole days.
--Slick Farleys Seven-Day Tuna
Not only does the dress hide the dessert, but it keeps the calories on you instead of in you.
--Slick Farlys Camouflage Clothes
My pasta shirt and shorts are so versatile, you can wear them to either Freddies Spaghetti House or the upper deck at Yankee Stadium.
--Slick Farlys Camouflage Clothes
Impress your date with Slick Farley's Neato-burrito sweater and clutch purse decorated in beef, bean, and pork browns.
--Slick Farlys Camouflage Clothes
Dale - You have the most beautiful eyes.
Rhona - Why thank you. They're colored contacts.
--Teen Hospital
I'd be happy to give you zit oxide any time.
--Teen Hospital
Here's your bio. When you got it memorized, eat it.
--Teenage Embarrassment Protection program
Dale - I got to ask you something, Ricky? Why? Why do you love Lucy?
Marc - I dont know, Fred. She just makes my heart go boom.
Dale - Thats the problem. Everything around here goes boom.
--Why Love Lucy?
Dale - Finally. Wolfman Mountain. Why do you think they call it that, man?
JC - Uh. Probably because it's bigger then a hill.
--Wolfman Mountain
We have here a dirty, nasty, smelly, funky, doggy-dog sock. Smells good. Smell it.
--Would You Like That Fried?
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