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You're gonna hit the turkeys!
--Back Seat Driving Test
Oh, please. You guys think you have it hard. If I have to say hi-ya one more time, I think I'm gonna flip a chip.
--Immortal Combat
I'm sorry guys. I know rock and roll, and you're not heavy metal. You're not even aluminum foil.
--MMTV Rock and Roll Report
Hey, you guys played a great football game on Saturday. I mean, we only lost by 52 points.
--Natalie Know-It-All Noozle Cafeteria
Tiffani - All I hear all day long is that word starving. Starving, starving, starving. Isn't there another word for starving?
Tony - Yeah, try malnourished.
JC - Famished.
Ilana - Ravenous.
All - Hungry!
--Natalie Know-It-All Noozle Cafeteria
Then the funniest thing happened. I came by this morning, and it seems she flushed her hearing aid down the toilet. Can you believe the strange things people do around me?
--Natalie Know-It-All Noozle Hospital
Tiffini - Just last week six people got trapped in an elevator in an office building, and they were stranded for days. Can you imagine that?
Matt - No, no. Please no!
Tony - Why us? Why us?
Ilana - Oh, this is a nightmare!
--Natalie Know-It-All Noozle Mall
Tiffini - If you want my opinion. . .
All - (yelling) We don't!
--Natalie Know-It-All Noozle Mall
I'll tell you a little secret. Those weren't clams in the clam chowder.
--Natalie Know-it-all- Noozle Movie Theater
Tiffini - You know what else I hate. People who just go to the movies and talk, talk, talk, and talk. Don't you hate people like that?
All - Yes!
--Natalie Know-it-all- Noozle Movie Theater
Tiffini - "Hey, Jack, didn't you direct that really funny play in school for the drama club? What is that called?"
Matt - "You mean, Hamlet?"
--Natalie Know-It-All Noozle - Movie Theater
Tiffini - "You know what? My break is coming up, and I can join you in the theater, and we can rehearse some more. I mean the movie is two hours long which would give us plenty of time to work on the part."
Matt - (yelling) "Jack! Penny! Samantha! Don't leave me here!"
--Natalie Know-It-All Noozle - Movie Theater
Tiffini - "People always say I have a way with words."
Matt - "And they are so right. In fact I want to audition you right now."
Tiffini - (squealing) "You do?"
Matt - (squealing) "Yeah!"
--Natalie Know-It-All Noozle - Movie Theater
You know, at my prom, I almost decked a girl for wearing the same style of shoes.
--Prom Time Live
I'm helping a guy; he chugged a shake. Third degree brain freeze.
--Traywatch
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